I hate when people blog about their mental instability. I just want the cell pix.
“HOw to explain that it means more to me
than anyone else
it’s simple
/you have to want it more than anyone/
and now I understand
because you /can/ want it more than anyone
and I do
and I have to buy a bar of chocolate
goddamn it
Well where do I get ten cents
I’m fucking broke
I hate my job and this is what I do
I have to sacrifice myself
but the ten cents IS myself
that’s what I’m supposed to be payhing with
what am I, a prostitute for life?
Noe my life is weet like sinnamon
like a fuckin rdream I’m ligi in
bab love me ause i"M mplaing on the radio
pick me up and take me like a vitamin
vitmain vitamin citnam nitman citan vitam vitam vitanin vitamin”
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (I’m Sorry For Your Loss Remix)
Bill Nye opens his mailbox
“BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month